today a ten year old called me fat in front of the class and i told him it was because i eat all my rude students
[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.
this was just maybe flat out my favorite part of this review because hi, true
"He’s not responsible for his actions… not in control…" Steve Rogers in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Part 4
coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid
and yall fuckers drink this shit?
look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie